funny-pictures-uk:

Put it there, pal!

funny-pictures-uk:

Put it there, pal!

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

my house is so much more pleasant when my mom is out of town


lmao this is soooo bad

s/o to jazeth for making me into an alien

lmao this is soooo bad

s/o to jazeth for making me into an alien

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

yeah, my name is *so* original

yeah, my name is *so* original

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

baberellafox:

*goes outside barefoot like the backwards country hoe i am*

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

lifeinacage:

whitherartthougoing:

tuftsowls:

violetlucidity:

midnightyen:

THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND.

woah j.k. you da bomb.

A really cool analysis of Latin’s role in Harry Potter spells!

The -fy in Scourgify is of Latin origin though

Fucking genius!