dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

bookwormsandreadingaregreat:

There was no self-reproach, no uneasiness in those eyes. They were hard and self-righteous. Emily Brent sat on the summit of Soldier Island, encased in her own armour of virtue.

And Then There Were NoneChapter Seven: I— Agatha Christie

bookwormsandreadingaregreat:

There was no self-reproach, no uneasiness in those eyes. They were hard and self-righteous. Emily Brent sat on the summit of Soldier Island, encased in her own armour of virtue.

And Then There Were None
Chapter Seven: I
— Agatha Christie

thegirlfrombakerstreet:

Ten little Soldier boys going out to dine,

One up and choked himself, then there were nine.

Nine little Soldier boys stayed up late,

One overslept himself then there were eight.

Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon,

One said he’d stay there, then there were seven.

Seen little Soldier…

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agatha ChristieAn Autobiography (via feellng)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan